(WASHINGTON, DC) – After serving jail time for one of the
biggest lobbying scandals in a generation, Jack Abramoff is back in action
fighting against the Green New Deal.
Abramoff has reportedly been called in to wield his lobbying
magic as chairman of a new political action committee, or PAC, meant to go up
against the progressive Democratic agenda.
"These socialists are so confused, and their messaging
is getting worse by the minute," Abramoff said at a fundraising event for
the new Protect American Values PAC, E&E reported.
"They seem to think that cows and airplanes are a
threat to our future. Sounds to me like they have been infected by Mad Cow
Disease!" he said in a follow-up email with the news group.
The subject line of the email: "More cows, less
Democrats."